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June

Adventures with Mr. Micro-Peen

I made the terrible mistake of losing my virginity to Mr. Micro-Peen.  The thing was that having no experience I did not know that his size was abnormally small, I thought it was normal.  Till I met the other one…but that’s another blog post.

The thing with Mr. Micro-Peen was that he was possessive and controlling, on top of having a micro-peen.  Again being inexperienced and naive I let him control me.  He told me what to wear, who I could be friends with and I needed to tell him of

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April

Instilling the Fear of God by Watching The Messengers

Promotional Poster for The Messengers

I tell you what the first day of watching this show, I woke up in the middle of the night thinking I was seeing shadows.  I felt like a little kid, shutting my eyes really hard and bringing my sheets all the way up to my neck and let’s not forget, not letting the toes hang out.

Not that this was a super scary show but watching it made me very cautious of all the corners and shadows in my house. In the show, the devil is

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23

April

Sitting Here Thinking Out Loud

The Queen

 I’m into the trailblazers, the originals, the one of a kind, the weirdos, the unapologetic, the ones who ran out of fucks and just don’t give a damn, the happy ones who smile while the world frowns on them.The ones who push through the masses and come out as fresh as a newborn.  
Like an alien everyone stares and no one understands.  Only they can understand themselves, and that is ok.
Like a wilted black rose determined to shine and keep shining, even though someone wants to uproot her

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22

April

Growing up a Kidtrepreneur ~ Crazy 4 Blogging Challenge

Crazy 4 Blogging Challenge from a WomanPulse Blog

 

Growing up I was kidtrepreneur.  My sister and I were ingenious on how to turn a dollar…or more like a peso into two pesos.  We were the masterminds of the small business network in our Catholic school in the Dominican Republic (Nuestra Señora del Perpetuo Socorro).  The Good Idea Fairy landed on our shoulders one day when we noticed how we had an open market for selling homemade treats during recess.  We figured the treat was easy to make; all the ingredients were

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April

Lessons on Optimism from the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is Netflix TV show that captured my attention the minute I started watching it.  Kimmy is one of the ‘Mole Women’ who was kidnapped and trapped in a bunker for 15 years by a psycho reverend, crazy right?  She was taken when she was still a child and grew up into adulthood in this time warped hole, completely stuck in the 90’s.  I mean she still listens to cassettes, that’s how stuck she is.

When the second season appeared on Netflix, I was more

17

April

My Love Song~ Would you be mine?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would you be mine?

Would you accept me just the way that I am?
With all my crazies and my quirks?
With a love so big and deep
Deep enough for you to drown
Do you know how to swim?
Will you stay when I get sad?
When the clouds over my head cover you and I
Will you hold my hand and let me cry on your shoulder?
Let my tears roll down your arms and pool in our hands
Will you rub my back as the hiccups escape my sobs
Will you pull my hair back and kiss my

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