Can I just start off by saying, how cute is Ben on the promotional pictures of the Bachelor!
Ok now that I got that out of my system let’s talk about #BachelorMonday
FYI: The twins work out together, I mean use the treadmill together (side eye emoji here).
What is it with Ben’s obsession with flying objects. Once again his ride is a helicopter that makes a bit of a mess at first. The messy helicopter landing makes for an awkward moment, but Ben is a suave guy. He smoothes the mess up with a kiss, which to make things more interesting, all the girls watch. Sister Wives anyone?
JoJo got a one on one date, and it was the briefest date in history! It didn’t even get a commercial break! Maybe it was too boring for the producers to show the whole thing. However, there was a red flag that I scoped out right away. JoJo said that her last relationship happened five months ago, and it ended because of infidelity. Which made me think who would go to this show knowing that you have trust issues. Not a smart decision.
Olivia, Olivia, Olivia. Is a shimmy mess and Ben loved it mainly because she was in a showgirl outfit showing her goodies. Unfortunately, her showmanship lacked talent. Of course, the ventriloquist pointed this out, and it made her just a tad bit embarrassed, but she laughed it off.
That is until she goes off in a corner and has a mini panic attack/crying sesh. Poor Olivia, I guess she thought her looks would magically pull off an incredible performance.
Since hindsight is always 20/20, Olivia realizes that maybe that was not the right performance to do since Ben may no longer see her as marriage material and we all know in Olivia’s head, Ben is her man already.
Can I just say that Caila is the most normal and sane lady there? What do you guys think? Do you agree?
What did you guys think about Lauren B questioning herself? It seems like The Bachelor show is not a comfortable experience for those women that lack confidence or require a ton of attention (I’m looking at you Olivia).
How about that wedding dress delivered to Becca for her one on one date with Ben? The 26-year-old virgin deserves a white dress, but she sure isn’t ready to tie the knot, she is freaking out at the beginning! You could tell on her face that she was panicking till Ben said, “would you marry… other people with me.” It was like a rush of relieve flooded her face, and she was back to Ol’ Smiley Becca again. Isn’t love grand?!
Did you guys catch that weird moment when Ben talks about the elephant in the room? AKA Becca’s hymen? Well, I’m glad that was thrown out there for the whole world. Now we know that Becca wishes to wait to share that bond and special moment with someone she sees herself with for the rest of her life, and she promised Ben she was going to feel and not close herself like she did with Chris. The second time is definitely the charm, right?
Twinning!!! 2 on 1 last minute hometown date just to decide which twin to keep. Boy Ben has a rough life right?
‘Smooth operator, smooth operator…’ is the soundtrack to the scene where Ben talks to the twin’s mom to make a decision about who to dump and then does it right at their house in front of them. Smooth really smooth.
Everyone say Buh Bye Hailey. At least now we don’t have to tell them apart or wait for the subtitles to see which one is talking, but most importantly Ben doesn’t have to feel creepy about dating two sisters at the same time.
Then is the very important cocktail party, and Olivia is not the first one to take Ben away, but she does cut off the first lady that does it. Poor Jen she even talked herself into approaching Ben first and being aggressive, and still Olivia goes in and interrupts them. Why? Do you ask? Because she wanted to feel secure and talk about herself to Ben. Does anyone else think this is the Olivia show?
Then there is Jubilee, who is so cute during her time with Ben, but I’m going to need her to snap out of it and get some confidence. Poor Ben is eventually going to get tired of enumerating her attributes just to make her feel better before every rose ceremony. Toughen up Army girl!
What does it mean when you get called last at the Rose Ceremony? Does that mean you were an after-thought? Or a maybe choice?
For another goodbye, everyone wave to Amber. The girl tries, you can’t knock her for trying. She wants to find the love of her life, and she even went to Bachelor Paradise to do so. But, to be honest, I didn’t feel these two had a connection. So good call Ben!
Lastly, the look on Ben’s face after each Rose Ceremony is priceless. This guy is so sweet that you can tell he feels just as bad as the ladies he has rejected.
Well, till next episode Bachelor fans! Toodles!